Aden Nak ([info]aden_nak) wrote,
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Be A Djork!

For those of you that want in on The Comic Wars, there is still room in the second PvPOnline guild. Panda Attack is full on up, to be sure. But Djork is still taking members. They have 100+ people right now, but are happy to fill to capacity. And I have to say, 95% of these people are already good players. Sure there's the odd person who is either new to the game or just not very skilled, but it's rare. And there are no "flaming turdwads" despite the size of the guilds, which astounds me to this day.

Enrollment Figures (broken down by class and level):

Panda Attack

Djork

Don't worry about being in Djork instead of Panda Attack. We all run on a common guild chat, and we all do instances and raids together as one group. At any rate, if you want to get in on all this hot Djork action, you'll need to roll yourself a Horde character on Dark Iron. I don't know what their minimum level to join is, but I suspect that once you've dinged 10, you'll be good to go. Hell, I did that in 2 hours with my Druid (lowest DPS in the game, so it can't be that hard to do). Once you've hit level 10, send a whisper to one of the Officers (listed on the Djork roster).

I know some very good WoW players read my journal, so hopefully I will see some of you online. I'm Krezihk, incidentally, so do say hi!

Oh yeah, and it would be a good idea to know who Scott Kurtz is, as well as to be very familiar with PvP Online. I know most of my video game friends already know PvP quite well, but I'm just pointing out that one of the qualifiers for joining Panda Attack or Djork is that you dig PvP (the comic, not the playstyle, although you'd better be damn well ready for both).

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[info]anotherpanacea

August 8 2005, 20:29:43 UTC 6 years ago

Wait... is that... you? Woah.

[info]tainted_paladin

August 8 2005, 22:34:29 UTC 6 years ago

And I remember him with long hair.

[info]rebelcommander

August 8 2005, 23:28:20 UTC 6 years ago

No kiddin... Looking good, Aden! Work make you chop off the hippie do?


And WoW sucks. :P SWG for the win.

[info]tainted_paladin

August 8 2005, 23:32:23 UTC 6 years ago

Have you even played WoW yet? Heh.

[info]rebelcommander

August 9 2005, 02:36:07 UTC 6 years ago

I have. I could only bear to play for about 6 hours, where in I made an Undead rogue, and single handedly wtfpwned everything in newbie land repeatedly.

My buddy played for all of like 2 months, and quit. I really couldn't stand the name. Not to mention I honestly was already biased against it because Blizzard not only canned half the original dev team, but canned all the cool shit like griefing, which the OLD Dev Team didn't care about.

But all for the sake of money from whiney bitches coming from EQ, CoH and the like, PVP, greifing, and several other FUN elemtns were insta-nerfed. I'm not talking dickhead greifing like training mobs over newbies.

No, greifing in the fun way. Explosion potions surrounding some high-level guy that is holding some uber gear.

Oh, and there's another thing... I HATE twinking. And tell me WoW has not become a twinkfest. I abhor "OMG i need teh 1337 uber lewt LOLZ" mentality of those games, and playing it only strengthened that hatred. The entire time I was in newbie land, as a nebiw mind you, I had kiddies running and asking ME to powerlevel them, or give them money, gear, etc etc.

WTF? Thus, I stick to games like PlanetSide, or maybe EVE Online. EVE, sadly enough is a twinkfest/camper's wet dream. I hate that a random pirate can instantly (off the getgo from newbie land) rob you for all your money (Isk) and then decide whether or not to have you rolling a new char up.

Anyway, I digress. Yes, I played WoW, and pretty much, it wasn't even half of what it was hyped to be, which I figured anyway.

[info]tainted_paladin

August 9 2005, 03:24:49 UTC 6 years ago

Reb, I can honestly say that since I have played WoW since release I have never seen any of the problems you mentioned and as far as your bit about how you owned everything in the newbie zone... yeah, that's the idea. Get to the next zone and that's when things get interesting.

But again, this is all objective, but I've played all the other MMO's, even planetside, Eve, SWG, FFXI, DAoC, AC, AC2, etc and so forth man. The only one I have not played is the Matrix to this date.

I doubt you will, but if you put 24 hours exactly into getting to level 20 with a character, I think you'll enjoy it more then previously.

[info]rebelcommander

August 9 2005, 08:57:47 UTC 6 years ago

Maybe the act of leveling, and the new skills and all. But that crap is way below me now, frankly. It's glitter and charm wear off pretty fast now, sadly. I guess my ADD has mutated into some Uber form that even flashy games doesn't cure.

The biggest thing I really have against WoW, EQ2, etc etc, is what my friend Steve said, "Leveling for the sake of leveling, or waiting 2 hours in a que for 8 minutes of battleground PVP games". Where's the Faction PVP that was SUPPOSED to be serverwide? Now "bad" guys can't even go into the "good" guys can't even go into towns and kill the bankers, making the good guys' days a living hell.

But it doesn't go just for WoW, that's any MMO. I've been spoiled you could say by consistent, non-consentual PVP. I'll be in a tower on some far off continent in PlanetSide, and fighting a few friends. After a while, the Instant Actioners and other idiots start showing up and ruining the fight. Just the way the game works. In RPGs like EQ2 and WoW, I don't even get the little fight off on some distand land. I have to duel someone. Whoopidy-do!

I'm not bashing anyone for playing, do what pleases you. But I honestly, at the same time, can't understand how so many people (which is rapidly dwindling) could still pay for a game that out-and-out lied and falsely advertised to them. For over a year!

Nad to the Matrix Online, have you seend the Control+Alt+Delete comic on it? Yeah, sums it up. "OMGZ I r teh One!!!LOLZ!" Not to mention it's buggy, laggy, and generally boring. I wouldn't bother. I played that one for all of ten minutes before flipping my computer off in anger. Pure, pure anger. The kind that would make Vader shit himself in fear. :P

[info]phoenyxashe

August 9 2005, 01:29:38 UTC 6 years ago

He cut it off a while ago, RC, where've you been? =grins, runs=


I sort of miss the long hair myself...


anotherpanacea, you should see some of the other pics he has scattered about the web...

[info]rebelcommander

August 9 2005, 02:36:49 UTC 6 years ago

Heh, blocked from the chatroom, whoring SWG, PlanetSide, and now BF2.

[info]tainted_paladin

August 9 2005, 03:25:13 UTC 6 years ago

You were blocked from the room?

[info]rebelcommander

August 9 2005, 08:59:12 UTC 6 years ago

Yeah, but not by a Mod. Work blocked me because they used this GAY WebSense shit that blocks almost every gaming site on the internets.

[info]aden_nak

August 9 2005, 12:20:41 UTC 6 years ago

Websense sucks my ass. They categorized my site as being about video games, and thus blocked. I am pissed, because my site is way more about inflamitory rhetoric and saying obscene things about prominent political figures than it ever was about video games!

[info]tainted_paladin

August 8 2005, 22:27:07 UTC 6 years ago

I plan to join tonight.

[info]aden_nak

August 9 2005, 03:02:20 UTC 6 years ago

Yo, you'd better not ditch that character, as I just sent it a bunch of stuff, and it has bags on the way. Also, I would highly suggest that you not only read the WoW Forums on Warlock, but also that you go back and read my ruminations on the class. Not to toot my own horn, but I mapped a lot of good things about it, and I happen to be a clever, egotistical prick like that.

[info]tainted_paladin

August 9 2005, 03:13:35 UTC 6 years ago

I assure you, I am not. Once I started playing that undead warlock, I am now fully absorbed.

And I will be looking into those FAQ's. Thanks for the bags, goods and advice.

[info]aden_nak

August 9 2005, 13:34:16 UTC 6 years ago

Here are the mods that you will want to look into (several of which are mandatory for a Warlock).

Shard Tracer: This addon manages your shards, lets you set one bag to hold all of your shards, and provides hotbuttons that you can put anywhere on the screen to make all of your stones, perform all of your summons, and call forth your mount. It also gives you warnings for abilities and causes the healthstone button to grow in size as you take more and more damage (making it easier to hit in a panic). You need this. Badly.

Servitude: Think of the dumbest MMO player you have ever had the misfortune of being in a group with. Think L12 WAR/WHM in the Valrkum Dunes. Now make him dumber. That's what your pets are like. Servitude stops them from being utterly stupid, and manages their skills as so not to screw you over. It also can tell them to conserve mana for vital skills, and give your Felhunter orders on who to decurse in the party first.

Smart Pet: This is primarily a Hunter tool, but as I have a Hunter it was already installed for me. And it wound up being extremely valuable. It supports Warlock pets (in a limited fashion). It will stop your pet from running after a fleeing, feared, or low-health enemy. The number one cause of Warlock and Hunter death is aggro due to a running pet. I won't instance with a Hunter or Warlock without a mod like this. Period.

Count Doom: This one is not mandatory, but is very handy. It essentially hits a counter whenever you enslave a demon (such as both of your endgame pets) and gives you some idea of when that enslave with break. You won't need it for a while, but it does make managing enslaved pets much easier. When you get to Desolace, enslaving demons will be the most entertaining thing you've ever done in WoW, and you will want this mod.

[info]tainted_paladin

August 9 2005, 21:21:35 UTC 6 years ago

I tried out Necrosis last night and I think I may stay with that one. It does everything the others do, except Smart Pet. The new version they released also looks very damn cool I must admit.

However, I have downloaded the others and if I feel I am missing something (or someone points it out) in my warlock play, I'll switch over and see what that is like.

[info]aden_nak

August 9 2005, 16:00:32 UTC 6 years ago

It is also worth noting that you should definitely check the Panda Attack site and read the membership requirements. They are not strenuous for Djork, but they do change from time to time. Check in Announcements before messaging any of the Djork officers.

[info]tarpov

August 9 2005, 01:38:05 UTC 6 years ago

Funny. When I first saw the picture I thought it was Andy Garcia

Not sure what I expected, but I guess this wasn't it.

[info]aden_nak

August 9 2005, 04:04:07 UTC 6 years ago

You are neither the first person nor the last person to suspect that I am Andy Garcia. I assure you I am not.

Garcia ain't got shit on me!

[info]tarpov

August 9 2005, 05:06:00 UTC 6 years ago

Dude. That pic I linked to has the same nose, same mouth, same chin... even the same amount of 5 o'clock shadow. Your hair is even parted the same - although yours is somewhat longer.

I could see you playing his face double. Just think about it... You could be the guy that actually gets hit in the face in some movie of his.

I suppose he could also play your face double, but I am thinking it's less useful in tech support.

[info]aden_nak

August 9 2005, 12:19:41 UTC 6 years ago

I wonder if I could pay Andy Garcia to come to work for me and do my "stunts" (stunts such as not hitting some of the attorneys when they ask me if they need to save a file in order for it to save. . . I kid you not).
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