Aden Nak ([info]aden_nak) wrote,
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I Couldn't Do A Worse Job.

I really couldn't do a worse job of managing the Katrina aftermath, not even if I tried. FEMA (which is becoming more and more of a joke with each passing minute) just gathered over 1,000 firefighters from all over the nation. You see, the local firefighter units are pretty much exhausted after their week-long recovery missions. So FEMA called in re-enforcements. These 1,000 plus trained, skilled firefighters have been given the monumental task of. . . handing out fliers.

I wish I were fucking joking, but I'm not. The flier essentially says, "Everything is fine. If you need help, call 1-800-621-FEMA." Of course, one has to wonder exactly who they are going to be handing out fliers to, since none of the people in trouble are likely to have electricity or running water, let alone phone service. In fact, I can't imagine how handing out a phone number is going to help anyone in trouble. It seems to me that FEMA is doing public relations damage control using precious manpower and resources that could be used to save lives. Michael Brown had better not get within a hundred yards of Ray Nagin, or Brownie might suddenly find himself staring at a fist full of his own inards.

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[info]tainted_paladin

September 8 2005, 05:57:36 UTC 6 years ago

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[info]aden_nak

September 8 2005, 06:48:07 UTC 6 years ago

Personally, I think they all have a private pool going to see who can get away with the most outrageously wrong thing. With bonus points handed out for callousness, cronyism, profiteering and, everyone's favorite, sheer disregard for human life.

[info]tainted_paladin

September 8 2005, 06:55:12 UTC 6 years ago

Just to god damn sick. How are we supposed to promote democracy, or rather, a republic, when we can't do anything right in this relief effort?

[info]aden_nak

September 8 2005, 15:33:55 UTC 6 years ago

It's a totally new form of representational government called "Fuck The Citizenry". Sometimes I wonder if Bush overthrew Hussein's government because he didn't want the ugly comparisons to his own.

[info]hwar

September 8 2005, 17:18:50 UTC 6 years ago

Michael Brown is totally getting a medal for his service to this country. And I'm not joking.

[info]aden_nak

September 8 2005, 17:42:13 UTC 6 years ago

The sad part is that not only aren't you joking, but he WOULDN'T be the least deserving person to receive such a medal since 2001.

[info]anotherpanacea

September 9 2005, 04:22:24 UTC 6 years ago

Well, at least you're available if they call.

What's the job situation, anyway?

[info]jawachick

September 9 2005, 19:42:05 UTC 6 years ago

This reminded me of you... It was one of my local friend's pages...




I mean, even I must laugh..hehe.

[info]aden_nak

September 9 2005, 20:19:02 UTC 6 years ago

Nicole, you just made my day.
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